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| Your Boyfriend’s a Punk, Rachel Rotten |
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When Rachel Rotten calls her LSD droppin’, Pot smokin’ Beer drinkin’ no good punk boyfriend ‘Otto’ over to the house where she’s babysitting, things get a little out of hand - but nothing a beer and a blow job can’t fix! |
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| Little Jessica is a Punk Cocker |
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You know how Dads are always telling their daughters to not dress a certain way because it makes them look cheap and easy? Well Jessica’s dad was absolutely right – she DOES look cheap and easy! And the speed with with she drops to her knees to blow two complete strangers just because they’re ‘in a band’ should put any remaining doubts about her slutty nature to rest immediately. Oh, Jessica! One day when you tell your future husband that you ‘used to be a little wild’, I pray for his sake he will never be able to guess just what a total whore you really were! |
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| Goth Groupies: About As Hot As You’d Expect |
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Movies and the media make it seem like life as a rock star is a steady stream of sweet hot pussy, and there’s truth to that. The superstars pretty much get their pick of supermodels and movie stars, absolutely. But what if you’re a lame local goth band on the barest fringes of actual stardom? It’s actually very simple: the quality of your groupies directly corresponds to your status on the scene. In this case, that means chubby girls done up like sad clowns in corny lingerie. But hey, they have a pulse, you can pretty much treat them like an inflatable fuck doll, and they won’t make fun of how gay you look in all your makeup! |
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| Rock Stars Shouldn’t Give Up Their Day Jobs |
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People knock porn stars all the time, saying they can’t REALLY act, they’re losers, they’re so pathetic, etc. But the fact is, they actually ARE doing a hell of a good job, and you really start to appreciate their work once you see some amateurs take a crack at it. For instance, who should be better at on-camera fucking than a rock band? Especially if they’re fucking their own groupies – something you’d think they do all the time! Well I don’t know what you think a big groupie gang bang might be like, but here at last YOU ARE THERE – and it’s a bunch of skinny guys in makeup with stringy fried hair jacking off onto the faces of their fans. Shit, it turns out ‘Rock & Porn’ is about as potent a combination as ‘Rock & Wrestling’!!! |
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